...read Graceling by Kristen Cashore.
You only have 2.5 days left to read it, so hopefully you've been good lil American book clubbers and have at least started reading it, cuz if you haven't, there will be no bail outs this time around.
The good news is, I heard back from numerous book clubbers who loved it, liked it, or not-so-badded it. See, I set your expectations low, and now it'll be a pleasure to read. Plus, let's not forget that one virginal love-making scene.<--added incentive.
In other news, I have signed a Smart Remarks Stimulous bill that will go into effect Feb 23rd, 2009. No need to read it. Everything will be fine. Things will be nice and stimutated around here in the near future.